Okay, I get the cat and dog posts...maybe you were trying to start up conversation about pets?? But this I don't get. If there is any meaning to this then please explain...otherwise, stop posting things that have no point to them. Please.
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Okay, I get the cat and dog posts...maybe you were trying to start up conversation about pets?? But this I don't get. If there is any meaning to this then please explain...otherwise, stop posting things that have no point to them. Please.
A guy walks into a bar and says "Ow"
There is a joke, very lame, but what the hey... post jokes.
Ooh, the requirement should be to post *lame* jokes! Now if only I could remember the one I thought was hilarious that everyone else thought was stupid...
Oh well, here's another one. There were 3 tomatoes walking along. A mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato. The baby tomato was lagging behind, so the daddy tomato turned around, squished him, and said, "ketchup!"
*groans*
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Cuz Thanksgiving was just around the corner.
What time should you go to the dentist?
At Tooth Hurty (2:30)
A man walks into a doctor's office with peas in his ears and carrots up his nose. He says "Doctor, I don't feel well." The doctor says "You're not eating right."
More later...
Okay...one of the little girls I used to babysit was in Girl Scouts and they told this joke...I think its kinda gross but the kids liked it...
"Why was the cannibal kicked out of Girl Scouts?"
"Because she ate a Brownie".
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">LOL... okay, as a kid, I do like that joke [img]tongue.gif[/img] . I remember hearing that in Girl Scouts, too [img]smile.gif[/img] .Originally posted by StarTrekCaptain:
Okay...one of the little girls I used to babysit was in Girl Scouts and they told this joke...I think its kinda gross but the kids liked it...
"Why was the cannibal kicked out of Girl Scouts?"
"Because she ate a Brownie".
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Uhhhh, I always heard this as a dirty joke. As in, replace cannibal with a teenage boy, LOLOriginally posted by StarTrekCaptain:
Okay...one of the little girls I used to babysit was in Girl Scouts and they told this joke...I think its kinda gross but the kids liked it...
"Why was the cannibal kicked out of Girl Scouts?"
"Because she ate a Brownie".
I haven't heard the joke that way...maybe I'm naive or something, but I don't get the joke that way?
(I'm not syaing I WANT to get it, though LOL) [img]smile.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">LOL, I was gonna say... I could explain it but I think it would take a pm to do so. Im not so sure on how adult this board is supposed to be [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]Originally posted by StarTrekCaptain:
I haven't heard the joke that way...maybe I'm naive or something, but I don't get the joke that way?
(I'm not syaing I WANT to get it, though LOL) [img]smile.gif[/img]
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